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greatmountainfloofsquatch:

weeee:

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Time shifting

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I wanted this but the original poster is transphobic

It’s the Analog “Hole”. It’s exploitable. Only issue is losing some quality, but if your equipment is good, you can get pretty decent quality.

bogleech:

Apparently neopets not only managed to ditch the NFT bros, but with the closure of the Jumpstart brand weeks ago, neopets is now completely independent for the first time since the early 2000′s, got millions in a new investment deal and are currently installing a flash simulator so that all their games and animations work again.

horreurscopes:

horreurscopes:

reviewing my DBT worksheets for homework & something about the way this bit is formatted is so fucking funny

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doorstoplord:

Hey y’all wanna see the worlds most appropriately unhinged phantom of the opera as it came up on my FYP?

coughloop:

coughloop:

oooooh its called being “Independant” because it feels like you are all alone, cut off from the world by the curse

trapped “In De Pendant”

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memedreamm:

i don’t care about straight actors playing queer people in media all i care about is if theyre going to put their whole pussy into it. tom hardy of course ive had gay sex im an actor. keanu reeves and river phoenix going to gay clubs in seattle and making out in public. heath ledger almost breaking jake gyllenhal’s nose because he kissed him too hard. when will actors do this again. 

ospreyonthemoon:

furbearingbrick:

bjiru:

onlinebeast:

milk5:

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Im in the mood to eat scarabs and shrimp

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STOP SHRINKING HIM

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tonyoso:

tonyoso:

had someone comment “investing at x notes” on one of my posts and then the post just stopped getting notes which is a thousand times funnier than it blowing up if I’m being honest

get urself a new portfolio manager my guy because your investments ain’t going nowhere

egberts:

egberts:

apps that use pop-ups to try to trick you into turning on certain settings by quickly clicking yes literally never work on me. a pop up stops me dead in my shit and confuses the hell outta me, now i’m mad and there is no way i’m turning that stupid setting back on

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this is it

wondersmith-and-sons:

silvermuffins:

krudman:

9rose-tea6:

spockvarietyhour:

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OP disabled reblogs but it needs to be known

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Sleigh ride!

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Nothing personal, kid

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Vengeance!

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oh no watch out for the trolley!!!

7ft-tall-shadow-creature:

sharlatan-ka:

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

gffa:

ahsoka-in-a-hood:

Alternative readings are good, I say, while grinding my teeth because I don’t like this particular one

It makes for a healthy fandom ecosystem to have a variety of takes, I say, while halfway to seethingly daydreaming how I would carpet bomb this take out of existence if I could.

loth-catgirl:

charlottan:

aphternoon:

new pride flag where every stripe is the sex stripe

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